Conversation between NURUDEEN and JOHNSON
NURUDEEN: Hey kafir, why don’t you accept the truth of Islam?
JOHNSON: What truth is that.
NURUDEEN: that prophet Mohammed (pbuh ) is the greatest and final prophet of almighty Allah
JOHNSON: yes I believe Mohammed is the prophet of your Allah.
NURUDEEN: Not my Allah. Almighty Allah. Yours and mine.
JOHNSON: man that will be impossible.
NURUDEEN: the prophet is the best role model for mankind. Do you know that?
JOHNSON: excuse me! Role what? That means you are advocating a depraved world.
NURUDEEN: no not at all. The prophet lived a perfect life and everyone should aspire to live like he lived.
JOHNSON: Like seriously! How many wives do you have?
NURUDEEN: four. As a good Moslem I am entitled to four.
JOHNSON: meaning you are a better Moslem than Mohammed? Cause he had about sixteen or so wives.
NURUDEEN: the prophet is different. Allah is often forgiving and merciful. Allah allowed him to have more
JOHNSON: how old were your wives as at the time you married them?
NURUDEEN: Hmmmmmm 17, 19, 16 18 yes I know were you are going. You want to say Moslems marry very young girls but sorry to disappoint you. Is there any underage amongst them?
JOHNSON: definitely not. They are all up to marriageable age but meaning you have better morals than your prophet who married and had sex with girls of six years.
NURUDEEN: you shameless liar. It is only one girl Aisha and she was not six she was nine. Shame on you.
JOHNSON: sorry for my mistake she was nine Hmmmmmm
NURUDEEN: so what? It was Allah that told him to marry Aisha. She is the mother of the believers. Allah knows best. Allah is often forgiving and merciful.
JOHNSON: Have you ever stolen anything?
NURUDEEN: I swear by Allah never except you want to count the little stealing I did as a child. But I can never take any body’s thing without his permission. Even the quran forbids stealing.
JOHNSON: but your prophet waylaid caravans going to Mecca and stole everything.
NURUDEEN: he did not steal them. He only took the goods and killed the infidels
JOHNSON: oh he only took the goods and killed the people who were on a journey. There is a word for that. What word is that again Hmmmmmm…
NURUDEEN: (brings out a knife) OK kafir say it. I know you want to call it highway robbery. Go ahead and say it. Freedom of speech and democracy
JOHNSON: I was not going to say that. I was going to call it the blessings of Allah.
NURUDEEN: (still holding his knife) anymore question? I promise I will answer you appropriately.
JOHNSON: no sir. You have answered all my questions and even the ones I did not ask. Thank you.
NURUDEEN: Allah Akbar!!!
Once again I have won this argument.